" The most creative act you will ever undertake is the act of creating yourself."

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Thou Shalt Not Covet..

..thy neighbors house(I do), wife(I don't), stuff(I do)....etc(I do)

Apparently y'all like to laugh because my Laughter is the Best Medicine post has the highest stats on it! I am obsessed with the stats! It's driving me insane and causing me to be snarky with myself:-( I was over at Melanie Crutchfield's Place last night and she sent her readers over to Jenny Lawson's Place which sent me down a worm hole of snarkiness! Going there should have made me laugh and don't get me wrong it did! I laughed hard but first I snarked on myself and decided to never blog again! because I'm not as funny as either of them and my life is way more uneventful!

If you checked out Jenny Lawson by clicking on the linky you realized very quickly that she has become so well known as a mom blogger that she has wrote a book! Only in my dreams! I want to be her! She has over 259,000 twitter followers and over 1 million blog reader's a month! I can't even figure out how to figure that out! I guess I keep working at it! My niche is everything! Life is my niche! I'm good at listening but rarely do I get comments to listen to. I'm good at soliciting advice but rarely do I get comments that need advising. 

Speaking of dreams..Last night I had a shit ton of them! I dreamed I lost Mads in the therapist's office which turned into alien weirdo type shit. Then her and her dad were in a red truck trying to back down a skinny road on the side of a mountain and yes flew off the edge and rolled. At one point, Mads had fallen out the window and was being slung around by one arm attached to the truck like a ragdoll! WTH, why I dream like this?! Why can't I dream in FUNNY! No I have to dream in horror. So not fair, I don't want to be the next Stephan King. He's fine but I just don't. I want to be funny. I'm not funny.

So, I spent yesterday doing what I am..a Seamstress. I am making a Halloween costume for my very first Etsy customer. Yippee! It is turning out great but I'm tired, my arms hurt which is causing me to be cranky with myself and other's. I may miss a day or 2 posting because of this. I, also will be starting the pain management clinic next week so who knows if I'll be up to anything for 3 1/2 weeks, including blogging. I'm scared to death, btw! I have to be there by 7:30am every morning for 3 1/2 weeks. That's gonna be so hard. Then they got to go throw in occupational therapy, physical therapy and swimming! I may die! I wonder if they'll be scheduling in naps too?! haha

Well, more on that and my life later! I got to get to sewing now that my coffee is kicking in I best take advantage of it! Ka Pow!

Peace Out,


  1. Ahahah i know what you mean about trying to be funny. I'm not a comedic writer either although i do try to throw in a lighthearted post once a month!

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  2. Thanks Carrie! I will definitely read your Yeah Write posts and check out the sight! Sounds like fun!