So, I need to go back and explain what pulled me outta my funk the other day besides Abigail's not so great blood work report. I spent the first half of the week reading posts about the BlogHer convention from my favorite blog's that I follow. I say this like I have been doing it forever! I just found this whole blog world a couple a few months ago. I know I'm a little slow! Anyway, laughter really is the best medicine!
So, for those of you that are living completely unaware of this whole blog borg out there, let me take your hand and show you the way. Don't miss out just because you think it's silly or a waste of time. Questions you may be asking yourself right now: What else should you be doing right now? (NOTHING) Is it gonna make you laugh? (HELLZ YEAH) These women that write these blogs will make you laugh til you pee in ur big girl panties and, if your a guy...big girl panties, really? Go put those things back in ur mama's dresser and get back here quick! Who doesn't need to laugh every now and again? Do I see a hand up in the crowd? Yeah, no I didn't think so! (Go back and insert Ellen DeGeneres's voice for those last 3 lines. small technicality. sounds funnier with her voice, right?)
Warning: Viewer discretion is advised what you read after this message may be hard to handle due to the hilarious unbridled nature of the content for the conservative, close-minded or just plain uptight! +18 Please (hehe-picture me snickering)
Top 5 +1
A must read! Alex over at http://www.lateenough.com/2012/08/my-top-7-awkward-moments-around-blogher12/ Also her twitter has the best pics, https://twitter.com/L8enough
Also, a must read! Jenni over at http://mommynanibooboo.com/life/a-sum-of-some-parts-my-trip-to-blogher12/ and http://mommynanibooboo.com/life/being-new-will-get-me-to-let-you-try-and-kill-me-with-your-taxi-cab/ Wednesday's post on the taxi cab driver. OMG!! LOL'd til I peed my pants!
Another must read! Tracy over at http://sellabitmum.com/2012/08/06/breakfast-at-bernies/comment-page-1/#comment-31106
My comment to Tracy on her post: I am fairly new around these parts but I am so looking forward to getting to know many of you and coming to BlogHer in Chicago. I'll make sure to pack my vibrator stash! My last job was throwing "those" kind a home-parties, so I have a whole loot;-P Although I've thinned it out a bit by giving them away as Christmas gifts (sorry grandma, that present was meant for someone else)!
Yep, this one too! Schmutzie aka Elan over at http://www.schmutzie.com/weblog/2012/8/6/while-i-recover-my-senses-here-are-some-pretty-party-picture.html
Last but defianately not least! Kameron over at http://www.mywrinkleintime.com/2012/08/blogher-2012-i-did-it-my-way.html
Plus 1 because she is the blogger that gave me the courage to keep blogging my way: Alex aka the Empress (Also, the 1st member to join my blog besides myself and my husband) over at http://www.gooddayregularpeople.com/2012/08/blogher-re-entry.html
I could keep this up because I read 30+ a day, kind of like most peeps read the news paper! Why? Because, who wants to read about whose blowing us up, plotting to blow us up or pissing on us? Second reason, life is b-o-r-i-n-g! These are the ones that made me laugh the most. They are not the only ones floating around this week. Come on...there were like 5000 blogging women at this thing called BlogHer and a few lost men! Actually in the men's defense they (pretend) to blog too (bless their hearts). Happy laughing!
Sorry, they just keep coming in!
Here's Liz and she's giving away a free vibrator over at http://sixyearitch.com/2012/08/i-was-vibrator-famous-at-blogher-giveawa
ps Hope you didn't pee ur pants:-)